Mastodon and Neil Hamburger <3′s Scapegoat

Here’s the boys from Mastodon showing off Carlos Batt’s American Gothic (the page that features the art from their picture disc single on Reptilian Records) and The Satanic Scriptures.
Mastodon and Carlos Batts' American Gothic

Mastodon and Carlos Batts' American Gothic

Mastodon and The Satanic Scriptures

The world’s funnyman finds something quite unfunny with The Satanic Scriptures:

NeilHamburger-TSS

He still didn’t find anything funny even after he found a copy of his CD in Reptilian. I guess we’ll never know the tears of a clown.

NeilHamburger's CD, still not sold.

I guess he was hoping that he could pick up a consignment check, but we showed him the other 39 copies of the CD he left with us on last tour. He was mumbling something about cancer and his “bitch ex-wife” and we had to ask him to leave.

I’m sure he’ll probably tell more of his sob stories at the following locations:

Fri Sept 7 Washington, DC Rock & Roll Hotel
Sat Sept 8 New York, NY Knitting Factory
Sun Sept 9 Cambridge, MA Middle East Upstairs
Mon Sept 10 Providence, RI Living Room
Wed Sept 26 Visalia, CA Howie & Sons Pizza
Thu Sept 27 Sacramento, CA Blue Lamp
Fri Sept 28 San Jose, CA Blank Club
Sat Sept 29 San Francisco, CA Hemlock Tavern (2 shows)
Sun Sept 30 Arcata, CA Jambalaya

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